Egomaniac: Teeth

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I can't be the only person who does this, right? I was telling everyone at BWW the other day how I dropped my phone from my mouth onto the sidewalk and that there wasn't a single problem with my phone. The general response was "Why was your phone in your mouth?" It's just what I do!

And for anyone that has this same problem, the keys will unfreeze soon enough! Don't pull em off your tongue real hard, you'll probably hurt yourself.

06/11/11

You know what's great? When I make a comic and completely forget to post it. Whoops!

But yes, Jenn has some of the most insane dreams ever. I love it. The one that followed this one involved a call from Evan Bourne, who had to go because his kids needed him.

Egomaniac: Turnaround

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How do you go from "ewwwwwwww, porn bloopers" to "ooh, fisting!" In two seconds? I dunno, but Megan did. But to be fair though, that shit is hilarious. We were at 4gifs, if anyone feels like checking out any of what we were looking at.

Umm, you might not wanna go there at work. There is some horrible horrible stuff there that you can't not click.

Alberto Del Rio

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I wasn't a fan of Del Rio before he debuted...I had never seen him as Dos Caras Jr., and his debut vignettes irritated the hell out of me. But that's what they were supposed to do. When Del Rio started wrestling, I was sold. The guy is just great to watch. Plus he has some of the best facial expressions ever.

Egomaniac: Pound of Flesh

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The coffee in question was maple bacon from Boca Java, which Jenn ended up not buying. Reviews were so so on it, then the site closed down. It has since come back up, but she hasn't bought the coffee yet.

It was relatively expensive, so I can't say I blame her!

Plus, coffee is gross, so there's that.

Can any Manga Studio users help me? The ink blobs like this a good amount to me lately, and talking to the Manga Studio people themselves was no help. Anyone? Please? How do I stop this?

Egomaniac: Honeybear

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It really wasn't fair. Jenn and I were talking about horrible horrible things, and then there's this guy that looks all badass and he talks about cleaning a whiteboard with purell? Not cool.

And everyone knows all you need to do is draw over the sharpie marker with a dry erase marker and then it'll come right off. Jeez, come on guy.

And let it be known: If you are in a restaurant where Jenn and I are, you will be noticed and ragged on by us. It's what we do. Every time. Everywhere.

Sketchdump 03

Okay, so I finished the sketchbook Jenn bought me, and here's some things from the last half of it.

-Weird sexy me and Nightwolf? Yep, Nightwolf.
-We watched Get Him to the Greek. I pretty much nailed the entire movie here.
-Sheamus. Wow, surprising. And I think that was a really quick Seth Rogen?
-Joker and Wolverine
-Hercules
-My friend Steven and Jenn
-Jenn and Edge
-Mick Foley, Kane and the Undertaker really quickly from memory
-Wade Barrett
-Dexter
-Stone Cold and Brodus Clay
-I think that's the dude from Bulletstorm?
-Me and Guile